I figured as much !
What
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pedantic-pontificating-bastards:
red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
Good grief.
omg, so cute ):
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the article just got better as i kept on reading
I’m sure I have mental problems from mentally controlling my sexual frustration, but this guy fucking eats a raw potato every time to get him out of “the mood.”
keith im gonna dedicate the next year to seductively eating potatoes at you
Yo… Uhm that’s like the dumbest thing ever. You should have let the floodgates loose to consummate that marriage son
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